Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

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  • 2 hr

- Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller! - Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Haight. - Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & pirates, hobos & hipster devils. Bring your imagination! - Get insider knowledge of the best restaurants, bars, coffeehouses, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local. - BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction. -A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way. - Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two. - Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.

Itinerary Details

Operated by: Clyde Always

This is a typical itinerary for this product

Stop At: Mission Dolores

After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget.

Duration: 5 minutes

Stop At: Mission Dolores Park

On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a riotous pirate tale.

Duration: 5 minutes

Stop At: Harvey Milk Plaza

Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth. Here, you will learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense.

Duration: 5 minutes

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Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.

Duration: 5 minutes

Stop At: Duboce Triangle

Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will describe the heroes who emerged during the 1906 earthquake and fire.

Duration: 5 minutes

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At the mythical and mysterious Scott Street Labyrinth, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself.

Duration: 5 minutes
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